""Liverpool manager Sir Alex, and I just wanted to ask you how the hell can I become a serial winner like you? ""Do you know what time it is laddie? Roy Keane 42. David Beckham has been mocked for being underhand by the former Bayern Munich midfielder Stefan Effenberg who also says that Beckham lacks Roy Keane's sense of fair play Mixu Paatelainen 36. United are already stacked high with world-class midfielders and he is probably a year or two too far down the line in his career. Initially he thought it was a drunken, Stefan Effenberg, who has never forgiven United for stuffing Bayern Munich in the final seconds of a Champions League final, and has stalked Sir Alex ever since! Vítor Baía Goalkeeper Retired. Roy Keane is Manchester United's focus in their Champions League game against Bayern Munich tonight. Requilme always gets a mention but Mendieta was scary good. He entered the Bayern press conference on Tuesday afternoon and surveyed the scene with a regal air, before answering questions with polite economy. Tuesday, November 20, 2001 - 19:14 PM He will be up against fit-again Stefan Effenberg … The Bayern Munich midfielder was on the end of Keane's Irish ire last night - and he can take it as a compliment. Mick McCarthy and Roy Keane at training | Inpho Photography/Getty Images. Spiky and forthright, he quit German football after a dispute with the authorities - he sounds perfect for United! Effenberg has the kind of confidence, bordering on arrogance, which marks out great German players. The prospects of Old Trafford being his destination are slim, although no doubt the Reds would be high on his wish list. Ryan Giggs With Roy Keane and Paul Scholes suspended, Ferguson had to rejig his midfield. Little wonder he was named as the Champions League's most valuable player as Bayern marched to victory in the competition last season. Filippo Inzaghi Centre-Forward Retired. "Fuck off you pissed Kraut, we beat you mob fairly, so leave me alone laddie otherwise I'll send Roy Keane over to 'bite your fucking legs'!" "Vieira went on to nominate Keane's former United team-mate Paul Scholes and Liverpool skipper Steven Gerrard as his other favourite opponents.In conversation with former Germany midfielder Stefan Effenberg, Vieira added: "One that may surprise you is (Paul) Scholes - because I never knew how to mark him.

Keane could start a barney in a phone box, and it even looked like he was ready for a confrontation with his opposite number over which side the two teams would line up for the pre-match Champions League anthem! Rudi Voller 39. The funny story you are trying to access may cause offense, may be in poor taste, or may contain subject matter of a graphic nature. outstanding team of sports writers "Scottish season could be stopped after Bolingoli tripMan Utd won't give up on Sancho despite Dortmund stanceChelsea interested in signing Ajax full-back TagliaficoEuro state of play: Wolves to set up Man Utd clash?Ashley trying to resurrect Saudi-led Newcastle takeover "I would have said he's one of the tough players I had to face because by the time you get to him the ball is gone already. ""Who the fuck is Klopp laddie? Vieira and Keane went head-to-head, often literally, during their legendary midfield duels while with Arsenal and Manchester United, respectively.The France international is now with Inter Milan, while Keane hung up his boots in 2006 to move into management with Sunderland.Former Old Trafford favourite Keane is not enjoying the happiest of times at the helm of the Black Cats at present, with Sunderland currently in the Premier League relegation zone after a 4-1 home defeat by Bolton.But his former adversary's words may offer a crumb of comfort, with Vieira having fond memories of their physical encounters. STEFAN Effenberg received the biggest possible compliment from Roy Keane last night (Wednesday) - a flying boot just past the ear and a swipe to the legs worthy of a lumberjack. Angelo Peruzzi Goalkeeper Retired. "Fuck off you pissed Kraut, we beat you mob fairly, so leave me alone laddie otherwise I'll send Roy Keane over to 'bite your fucking legs'! Registered in Ireland: 523712.Champions League: Keane faces Effenberg in massive encounter Patrick Vieira has named Roy Keane as one of the best players he has come up against on the football field. Drunk and disorderly after a binge-booze party with his players suddenly had a brilliant idea to ask someone who was once a serial winner for Liverpool's most hated rivals, Manchester United, Sir Alex Ferguson. I fucking don't, so go and ask Arsene Wenger, he's a big time loser too! Keane flashes from box to box, albeit it with more control and thought than he used to, while Effenberg rarely strays far from the centre circle.

"JÜrgen Klopp, crapping in his pants with his false teeth chattering after receiving Sir Alex's 'hairdryer treatment', realised what a fatal mistake it is comparing rivalry between United and Liverpool, and Schalke 04 versus his beloved BVB Dortmund; The German version is pussy 'throwing handbags at 3 paces!'

how he can become a serial winner too.Sir Alex, lying in his retirement bed after swigging a 'wee dram', or 10, of finest Scotch Whisky with his mate, Denis Law, and dreaming of past duels stuffing Liverpool annually, was suddenly awakened by a strange German accent on the phone. This story was written as a satire or parody. The clash between two indomitable captains was always going to be one to relish. (UNEDITED) Liverpool FC manager, Juergen Klopp, has a dilemma after winning the Premier League title with his team for the first time in 30 years. Match Worn Effenberg Borussia Monchengladbach in a match against Dortmuund. Stefan Effenberg Central Midfield Retired. "This guy is really clever - he can play one touch, two touches - so it's really difficult to get to him at the right time to try to get the ball.


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